Math & Science Jokes

Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Anonymous

Alec

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

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Anonymous

Book Talk

Q: What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? 
A: I've already got a lot of problems, and I don't need any of your drama.

Anonymous
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