Math & Science Jokes

Movie Ratings

Just saw a pirated movie
On a scale of 1-10, I'd give a 3.14

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Cold Cleaner

Q: What happened to the janitor who got stuck in the science lab's absolute zero freezer?
A: He's 0K now.

Anonymous

Girls Are Evil

Girls = time * money
time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money (*)
But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: m> Taking into account (*), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil)
And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls are the absolute evil!

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