Math & Science Jokes

Math Grade

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?" "I said '6'" "But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" His father asks, "What's the fucking difference?" Johnny says, "That's exactly what I said!"

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Parallel Lines

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they'll never meet.

Anonymous

Ponder This

Q: Why is Neil deGrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?
A: On the day he was born he escaped a black hole.

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