Math & Science Jokes

Shapes

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless !

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)

Anonymous

Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Chemistry Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)

Anonymous

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they'll never meet.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes

Anonymous