Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Futurologists

Q: How many futurologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. He just takes the old functioning one out when nobody's looking, just to be certain.

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Californians Screw in Light Bulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

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Light Bulb - Senator

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

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