Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Sci.Math Readers

Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it.

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Kids Changing a Lightbulb

Q: How many kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to say, "But I never turn it on!" and two to say, "But I did it last time!"

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Light Bulb - American Football

Q: How many people at an American football match does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing.

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