Light Bulb Jokes

Guitar Players to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, "I can do that."

Anonymous

Signal Processing Engineers

Q: How many signal processing engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to Fouriev transform the light bulb, one to apply a complex exponential rotational shifting operator, and one to inverse transform the removed light bulb.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Graduate Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day.

Anonymous
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