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One Wish to Each

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blonde ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.

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Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."

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Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

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