An Eclipse

In a science class, the teacher asks her students what causes an eclipse. One student raises his hand and says, "It happens when the moon passes through the sun, causing an obstruction." "Very good observation," said the teacher, "any one else?" A young, blonde girl raises her hand and says, "Japan made this obstruction. They made this eclipse, which my dad drives everyday going to work," she quipped.

Calling Roll in School

There was a little girl named Fufu. She went to school one day and her teacher said, "How do you spell your name?" The girl replied, "F.U. - F.U." Her teacher sent her to the principal's office. She got to the principal's office and he said, "First off, how do you spell your name?" She said, "F.U. - F.U." He said, "YOU ARE SUSPENDED!"

How Many People Work...

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."