Too Much TV

Q: How do you know a kid who's watches too much TV? 
A: You ask a five-year-old what sound a duck makes, and his answered "AFLAC!"

God is an Artist

A Sunday school teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really?! How do you know?" asked the teacher. "You know? Our Father, who does art in Heaven."

Shopping Mall

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.  He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"  The cop asked, "What's he like?"  The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."