Jokes about Kids

Breast Pumps

Q: Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A: Yes, baby lips.

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Remarkable Mom

The most remarkable thing about our mother is that for 30 years she served our family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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Semantics

Q: What did the boy say when his Mom told him to stop pulling the cat’s tail?
A: I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.

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