Jokes about Kids

Don't Touch

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Breast Pumps

Q: Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A: Yes, baby lips.

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Remarkable Mom

The most remarkable thing about our mother is that for 30 years she served our family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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