Jokes about Kids

Sunday School

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Religion Jokes
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Pregnant With A Boy

One day four boys were playing soccer in the schoolyard. They kicked the ball up in the trees and none of the boys could get it, so they go get the teacher, who was pregnant. So she goes up the tree and one boy screams. "The teacher is going to have a boy!" Several months go by, and he teacher does have a boy. The teacher calls the boy who shouted and asks, "How did you know I was going to have a boy?" The boy says, "You weren't wearing any panties and I saw its mustache."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
Anonymous

Note from Home

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

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