Jokes about Families

Yo Mama - Home Cooking

Yo mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Food Jokes , Insult Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Lost and Found

Buried my grandmother in the wrong plot.
That was a grave mistake.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Translation

A woman goes with her husband to the doctor for his exam. After the exam, the doctor pulls the wife aside and says: “Your husband is suffering from severe long-term stress, and he is a good candidate for a heart attack or stroke. If you don’t do the following three things, he will surely die. First, every morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Second, when he gets home make him a warm, nutritious dinner, and don’t burden him with household chores. Third, have sex with him several times a week.” On the way home, the husband asks the wife, “I saw the doctor talking to you and he looked serious. What did he say?” Wife: “He says you’re gonna die.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes)
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