Jokes about Families

Meet the Father

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

Copyright © 2016 - Cheyenne Weitz - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Cheyenne Weitz

Grandma

Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Careers

Dad: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Son: I want to be a pizza delivery boy or a plumber.
Dad: Stop watching porn son.

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