Jokes about Families

Watch What You Say!

My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner"!

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Internet Time

Q: Dad, is it true that spending time on the internet makes you dumber?"
A: "omg son lol"

Anonymous

Competition

There's an incest competition in my town this weekend.
I'm going to enter my sister.

Anonymous
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