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Eating a Lot
When I was young, I used to eat a lot because my parents told me that fat kids are harder to kidnap.
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Redneck Girl and Dad
Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
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Learning To Swim?
"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
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