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Redneck Marriage Vows
You know you're a redneck when you think marriage vows are what your father-in-law promised to do to you if you didn't marry his daughter.
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Oldest
Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"
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Accident
A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"
"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."
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