Jokes about Families

Daddy's Blowing Rings

Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings."
The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt." The first and second boys where amazed. The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?" "No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Tomato Soup

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.

Categories: Food Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Kids
Anonymous

Boy Finds Dead Bird

A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ''Dad, what happened to the birdie?'' His dad told him, ''Son, the bird died and went to heaven.'' Then the boy asked, ''Did God throw him back down?''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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