Jokes about Families

When to Wean

Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A: When you see teeth marks.

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On Inheritance

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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Career Change

"Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime." 
"Was it something I said?" Asks the son.

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