Jokes about Families

You Don't Have To

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
Homer: Why you little -- !

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First Hand Testing

During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.
That study was conducted by your mom.

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Names

My parents didn't raise a quitter!
They raised a procrastinator.

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