Jokes about Families

A Fortunate Coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call me."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Cost of Marriage

The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "I don't know, son" he said. "I'm still paying for it."

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families
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Shark Week - Father Knows Best

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sinking ship. " Follow me son," the father shark said and they swam to the mass of people. " First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing " And they did. " Well done, son!  Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing " And they did. " Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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