Jokes about Families

Picking on Chelsea Clinton

One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House, I want something done about it immediately!" "Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies. "I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Kids
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Confused Egyptian Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
A: His daddy was really a mummy.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
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Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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