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Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman
Vegas Brothel
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The Madam is astonished.
"But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies,
"Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
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Anonymous
Shades of Grey
My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, One-Liner Jokes
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
, Old Age Jokes
, Appearance Jokes
(Hair Jokes)
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Anonymous
Expensive Date
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, Word Play Jokes
, Sex Jokes
(Prostitute Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Dating Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
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