Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Old Age Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes)
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Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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City Boy Hunting

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals. The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer. "It had two saggy tits, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy. "Oh, shit!" said the farmer. "You've shot the wife!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sports Jokes (Hunting Jokes)
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