Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hog and kisses!
My dissapointed wife called me from her work phone the day after Valentine's Day. She said, "Three of the girls in the office received flowers yesterday. They are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "Well that's probably why they received flowers then."
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, and couples have Valentine's day what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
Q: What is a ram's favorite song on Valentine's Day?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.
Q: Why is Valentine's Day a great day for celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!