Candy Love

Q: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
A: It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.

Frugal Lover

Q: What's the best part about Valentines Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Valentine Dreams

A woman was taking a nap one afternoon. When she work up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think the dream means?”
“You’ll find out tonight,” he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “How to interpret your Dreams."