Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Story

A young boy after hearing the story of Thanksgiving and how the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together, climbed up into his father's lap and said, "Daddy, did you know that if we were Indians, you would be a brave and Mom would be a squawk?" "That is the best description of your mother I have ever heard!" replied his daddy as he ducked.

Anonymous

Family Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Submitted BY: Jonny Carson

Old Pilgrims

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!

Anonymous
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