Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Pilgrim Pants

Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!

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Thanksgiving Quiz

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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Composition

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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