Holiday Jokes - St. Patrick's Day Jokes

HUGE Collection of Irish St. Patrick's Day Jokes! May the Luck of the Irish be with you! Put on some green, grab a beer and ROFL with our funny St. Patty's Day jokes.

All Night

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!

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Hybrid Clover

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

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St. Patrick's Day Parade

Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left out on the sidewalk. The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies' Auxiliary, is passing by. Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and says, "Man... you think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Drug Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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