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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Halloween Fast Food
Q: What is the preferred fast food on October 31st?
A: The Halloweenie!
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Submitted BY: Johnathan
Blonde Lantern
Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.
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Anonymous
Halloween Costume Party
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his dick. The wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".
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