Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Vampire After the Dentist

Q: What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
A: Fangs very much!

Anonymous

Dracula Knock Out

Q: If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
A: Out for the count!

Anonymous

Sweet Strategy

I've developed a foolproof way of getting maximum candy this Halloween. Dress as a Jehovah's Witness and say "Do you have a few minutes to talk about God or treat"

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