Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Dracula Line

Q: What is Dracula's favorite pick-up line?
A: Hey baby, nice jugulars.

Submitted BY: -Lightbringer-

Trick or Treat

I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum. Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep. Is that even a choice?

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Submitted BY: Jerry Seinfeld

Vampire's False Teeth

Q: What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A: A new fangled device!

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