Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Sweet Strategy

I've developed a foolproof way of getting maximum candy this Halloween. Dress as a Jehovah's Witness and say "Do you have a few minutes to talk about God or treat"

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Blonde Lantern

Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Anonymous

Vampire's False Teeth

Q: What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A: A new fangled device!

Anonymous
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