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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum. Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep. Is that even a choice?
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Submitted BY: Jerry Seinfeld
Vampire's False Teeth
Q: What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A: A new fangled device!
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Skeleton Prom
Q: Why did the skeleton go alone to the prom?
A: Because he had nobody to go with.
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Submitted BY: tuibiel
