Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Witches Don't Have Babies

Q: Why don't witches have babies?
A: Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!

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Submitted BY: JustineFonseca

What Witches Eat at Halloween

Q: What do witches eat at Halloween?
A: Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

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Ghost Apartment

Q: What do you call a ghost's apartment patio?
A: A Boocany.

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Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook
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