Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Skeleton Quits Football

Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it!

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Witches Don't Have Babies

Q: Why don't witches have babies?
A: Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!

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What Witches Eat at Halloween

Q: What do witches eat at Halloween?
A: Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

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