Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Vampire Drink

Q: What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!

Anonymous

Halloween Phrases

I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.

Anonymous

Young Witch

Q: Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
A: She had never learned to spell properly!

Anonymous
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