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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Vampire Affliction
Q: How can you tell when a vampire is sick?
A: By his coffin!
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Siri Halloween
Apple user: Siri, what should I be for Halloween?
Siri: You should dress up as chap stick and tell people you're "the balm"
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Teenage Witch
Q: What did the teenage witch say to her mother?
A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
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