Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Vampire's Favorite Dance

Q: What's a vampire's favorite dance?
A: The vaults!

Anonymous

Witch's Cat Falls Off

Q: What do you call it when a witch's cat falls off a broomstick?
A: A catastrophe!

Anonymous

Mummy Leaves His Tomb

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!

Anonymous
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