Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Mummy Leaves His Tomb

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!

Anonymous

Ghosts Haunting Operating Theaters

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt operating theaters?
A: Surgical spirits!

Anonymous

Witch's Favorite Magazine

Q: What is a witch's favorite magazine?
A: The witch report!

Anonymous
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