Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Lost One

Me and my friends went to a Halloween party dressed as characters from Sesame Street.
There were so many people there, I lost Count.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Trick or Treat

Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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Mistaken Identity

Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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