Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

On Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

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Mexican Vampire

Q: What did the Mexican vampire say on Halloween?
A: I Juan to suck your blood!

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Fashion Luck

I know I don't keep up with current fashion, but I didn't think my clothes were that outdated until I went to a Halloween party to pick up my wife and won first prize in the fancy dress contest for my Victorian gentleman costume.

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