Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Fashion Luck

I know I don't keep up with current fashion, but I didn't think my clothes were that outdated until I went to a Halloween party to pick up my wife and won first prize in the fancy dress contest for my Victorian gentleman costume.

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Halloween

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Beautiful Witches

Q: Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
A: They'll sweep them off their feet!

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