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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Blonde Geography
Two blondes are sitting outside on Halloween night looking at the moon. One blonde asks the other, "Which do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde replies, "The moon, silly. You can't see Florida from here!"
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Submitted BY: erynn renee
On Halloween
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Mexican Vampire
Q: What did the Mexican vampire say on Halloween?
A: I Juan to suck your blood!
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Copyright © 2014 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
