Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Lesbian Vampire

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?
A: See you next month.

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Six Legs and Flies

Q: What has six legs and flies?
A: A witch giving her cat a ride!

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Blonde Geography

Two blondes are sitting outside on Halloween night looking at the moon. One blonde asks the other, "Which do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde replies, "The moon, silly. You can't see Florida from here!"

Submitted BY: erynn renee
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