Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

On Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

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Mexican Vampire

Q: What did the Mexican vampire say on Halloween?
A: I Juan to suck your blood!

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Skeleton in a Bar

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

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