Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Ghost Costume

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White pillowcases.

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Witness Halloween

Q: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?
A: They don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors.

Submitted BY: piftsy

Lesbian Vampire

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?
A: See you next month.

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