Angry Witch

Q:Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Drunks in a Cemetary

A drunk staggered into a cemetery on Halloween night and fell into a freshly dug grave. Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. "Get me out of here," said the one in the grave, "I'm cold." The other one looked over the edge and said, "No wonder you're cold, you poor guy. You don't have any dirt on you."

Sky Diving Skeleton

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go skydiving?
A: It didn't have the guts.