Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Monster Ache

Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?
A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

A Ghost's Favorite Food

Q: What is a ghost's favorite food?
A: Boo-berries.

Copyright © 2014 - Juliana Palmcook - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook

Spooky Drive

Happy and on the way home from the Halloween party, I said to myself, “Don, everything is coming your way!”
Just then I realized that I was in the wrong lane.

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