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Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes
No Tech Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
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If Timex Ran Christmas
If Timex Ran Christmas, the holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.
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Noddy at Christmas
Q: Where does Noddy do his Christmas shopping?
A: Redcar!
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