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Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes
Four Stages of Life
- You believe in Santa Claus
- You don’t believe in Santa Claus
- You dress up as Santa Claus
- You look like Santa Claus
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Naughty Claus
Q: Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?
A: Because she was a Ho Ho Ho.
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The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat away. Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleigh. Never have a white Christmas! When you in Melbourne live. Wearing hot pants on the beach, When you your presents give. Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat away. Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleigh. Chestnuts roasting on the sidewalk Castles in the sand! Eating ice-cream, having good talks. Warm Christmas, isn't that grand?
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