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Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes
Clean Santa
Q: Why doesn't Santa get STD's?
A: Because he always wraps his package before he comes down the chimney.
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Holiday Jokes
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Submitted BY: Jake
Blonde Ask From Santa
Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.
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Anonymous
Brothers Christmas
Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, open their presents on Christmas day. While Timmy unpacks mountains of awesome stuff, all Tommy got was a pair of socks. "Could it be that our parents love me more than you?" Timmy smirks. Tommy answers, "Could it be that you've got cancer?"
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