Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Santa Disease

Q: What disease does Santa get from his roof-top landings?
A: Shingles

Anonymous

Base Time

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Anonymous

Crazy Desert

Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?
A: Fruitcake

Anonymous
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