Christmas Insult

How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to find what you were given last year and give it back to the person who gave it to you.

Santa In Ethiopia

Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of comfort. He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!" Then, Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: "A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!!!"

Angel Appointed To the Top of the Tree

Many have asked, "What is the reason for the angel on top of the Christmas tree?" Once upon a time Santa was rushed to get ready for Christmas. He had told Mrs. Claus to wake him at 5 a.m. and to have his breakfast ready with a lunch to bring along. He also told the elves to have all the Christmas presents packed in the sleigh and the reindeer harnessed by 5:30. At 5:30 the following morning Santa Claus awoke and jumped out of bed furious with Mrs. Claus for NOT waking him up on time! Santa's mood only got worse when he realized Mrs. Claus had NOT fixed breakfast or lunch!! Santa then ran out to his sleigh only to see that the elves had NO presents packed and the reindeer were running wild in the pasture!!! About this time a little angel walked by dragging a large Christmas tree. Santa tried to ignore since he wasn't his jolly old self. But, the angel spoke up and said, "Santa what should I do with this Christmas tree?" And that is the reason for the angel on top of the Christmas tree.