Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Santa's Toys

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!

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Santa Check

He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Three times. Four. Five. Six. Seven.
Santa's OCD is getting out of hand.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Reindeer Clean

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!

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