Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

The Franklin Mint and Christmas

If the Franklin Mint Ran Christmas, every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection. Each ornament would weight about seven pounds, and require you to pay shipping and handling charges.

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Anonymous

New Year Gym

Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was.
She replied fuck you!

So I'm pretty excited about the new year!

Anonymous

Santa Knows

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: He knows where the naughty girls live.

Anonymous
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