Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

In Stages

I like to take the Christmas decorations down in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes.
 

Submitted BY: MEG

Santa Spin

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!

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Clean Santa

Q: Why doesn't Santa get STD's?
A: Because he always wraps his package before he comes down the chimney.

Submitted BY: Jake
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