Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Santa Spin

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!

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Clean Santa

Q: Why doesn't Santa get STD's?
A: Because he always wraps his package before he comes down the chimney.

Submitted BY: Jake

Blonde Ask From Santa

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?
A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

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