Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Christmas Surprise

My boyfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time I orgasm during sex. That's all I'm spending on him for Christmas.
So far, his roommate is getting an Xbox Series X. He's getting nothing.

Anonymous

Mystery Sender

Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and  oved ones c ose and far. We  ove you a  , b essings to you and yours this yu e season.
Q: Who sent the above greeting?
A: Noel

Anonymous

Adam Greeting

Q:  What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A:  It's Christmas, Eve !

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