Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Jews and Santa

Q: What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
A: Santa goes down the chimney.

Submitted BY: myoclife

Secret Santa

My family has an annual Secret Santa tradition where my relatives try to guess which of my kids gave everybody a respiratory virus.

Submitted BY: MEG

Stocking Stuffer

Q: What's the ultimate stocking stuffer?
A: A severed foot.

Submitted BY: Mitch Hedberg
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