Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Jewish Santa

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

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Santa at Walmart

Q: Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A: Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks but just in case it was more he brought some extra doe.

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Christmas Countdown

I can't believe Christmas is only 364 days away...
...feels like it was just yesterday.

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